In Your Face
100 Photos + Video
We did not accidentally pick Friday, April 13th as the perfect day to debut our new Risqué Table of Contents featuring Hunter Bryce; no we did not. A great many Americans could well feel this exact sentiment on this weekend before taxes are due, after all. Of course none of us can really go down to our local Internal Revenue Service branch — or whatever equivalent we may have near us — and start yelling out things like, “In your face!”
Yeah, well, so we probably could do that, but it really would likely not qualify as an excellent idea in many books. But golly would it not feel nice, though? Consequently, we came up with something to serve as a (hopefully) major distraction while maintaining our dedication to the theme.
When you approach the concept with, well, mayhem as a matter of fact, you can probably figure out the general course of action simply from the title. As an interesting side note, this happened to be the exact sort of scenario which motivated us to create “Risque TOC” in the first place. … OK, so that may not be all that interesting, but 10 women just waltzing up to the camera and giving enthusiastic blow jobs? THAT qualifies as interesting, at least in these adult circles.
Sure they all have unique “play-ins” — as we sometimes term them — but if you enjoy male faces, and male butts, and anything other than very specifically male parts, you will do well to skip these ten scenes. You will not see any of that here. If you consider yourself a gonzo plot person, though — in other words, you do not know what non-sequitur means, nor do you care — you may find yourself thrilled on an intellectual level here (as well as, y’know, levels a bit lower on the body). For those unfamiliar with this concept, we offer the following quotes.
- Scene 01 — "Damn. I’m only human. Look at you.”
- Scene 02 — “Since, y’know, you got me this cute outfit, I figured maybe I’d get you something back.”
- Scene 03 — “Oh, my. What are you wearing there?”
- Scene 04 — “I’m feeling kind of dirty, and, uh, I want you to join me.”
- Scene 05 — “Lie down here, and I’ll show you something.”
- Scene 06 — “Yeah, you like that baby?”
- Scene 07 — “Gawd, dude, I fuckin’ hate this pool job.”
- Scene 08 — “I’m just here to fix your sink.”
- Scene 09 — “Well, you don’t have to do any work; I’ll do all the work.”
- Scene 10 — “Babe, whatcha doin’; I’m tryin’ to sleep.”
Seriously. We did not make any of those up. We also did not notify the Academy or the Pulitzer committee. We did, however, decide to put in a quick selection in tryptich form. These represent screen grabs which admittedly lack in photographic quality, but they present some noteworthy moments in time nonetheless. Honestly, finding dressed shots at all in this collection did not qualify as the easiest task we have ever undertaken here. Granted, the presence of Hunter Bryce did make it more enjoyable overall — at least for us.
For our part, we just love the ones that smile. Hey, it’s sex. If you’re doing it right, it should not be all that serious. It can be wonderfully intimate, sure, but fun counts for a lot in the truly memorable category. Draw your own conclusions if you wish; or commit to the XXX and just have fun. Many of us have committed to taking this particular trip at least a few times over the coming months. Basically, we’re off to see the Jizzard. [For the record, we included that last line under protest. You do need to throw the new ones a bone — as it were — every now and again.]